Pick your jaws up off the floor, yes, I am indeed back from a v long self-imposed hiatus. I wish I had a cool reason for not having written for ages like I was off travelling and having way too much fun in places without wi-fi, but alas, I’m just really boring. The alternative to not writing this blog every week was to risk boring everyone senseless with stories of wiping 4-year-olds’ snotty noses for them. So here I shall make my much-anticipated return with something a bit more interesting: a list of Spain-related New Year’s resolutions to see me through til the end of May (or possibly forever if I truly adopt my new Spanish lifestyle?)
- Drink more red wine. It’s so cheap here there’s literally no reason not to accompany every meal with a glass of Rioja and then when I come back to the UK people will think I’m really classy and worldly with my new love of vino tinto.
- Teach at least one Spanish child how to write my name. Either that or just relent and let Daysi be my Spanish alter-ego.
- Learn how to properly and efficiently take a siesta. Because it doesn’t really count when it lasts 4 hours, does it?
- Learn how to cook one Spanish meal. Just one. If I can make a good tortilla by summer I’ll have accomplished something.
- Learn how to roll my r’s so that kid in 4th grade will stop asking me to say ‘perro’ every lesson and laughing when I can’t
- Travel at least one weekend a month so as to truly appreciate Andújar’s small town vibes when I get back
- GO TO THE BEACH WHICH DOESN’T NEED EXPLAINING OBVS
- Work out how to use a Spanish keyboard (and the printer and photocopier at work without googling the user manual twice a week)
- Get into one Spanish telenovela and follow the ridiculous drama as best I can
- Watch all the Almódovar films on Netflix so I can kid myself I’m being a little bit cultural